BUY, $GLOOB
OR EXPLAIN TO YOUR KIDS WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE A POOL
THE LORE
In the darkest corners of the memeverse, a gooey green legend is bubbling up — $GLOOB.
Nobody knows where it came from, but it’s loud, drippy, and already flashing gold.
Word on the chain?
$GLOOB doesn’t chase pumps — it is THE PUMP.
The ooze is coming.
Prepare your wallet.