oh hey, it's me!

yeah, the gloopy disgrace you wanted to ape into.

listen, I was never meant to make you rich.

I exist purely to make you question your life choices while I nosedive straight into financial oblivion.

you thought I was the next big thing? bro, I can’t even hold my own liquidity. I'm not a memecoin — I'm a scam you willingly walked into.

enjoy holding me. It's the only thing you'll have left!