• liquidity (30%) – to keep this dumpster fire afloat.

• presale (30%) – because nothing screams trustworthy like an early cash grab.

• marketing (10%) – gotta shill this thing to the moon somehow.

• team (5%) – for “development” (aka, funding our lavish lifestyles).

• community airdrop (20%) – to bait more victims — I mean, investors.

• burn (5%) – because fake scarcity is a thing.

get in now, or cry later.